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Deep Questions for Middle-Aged Strawberry Lovers

Why is it called a strawberry?
It’s not a berry nor is it of straw.
The seems to reveal a deep societal flaw.

And why is my nose increasingly hairy?
While the top of my scalp grows thin.
On the positive side I now have more chins.

I understand strawberries are grand
Despite the questionable name.
If I could grow strawberries quite as well
As the hair that descends from my nose,
I’d be happy, I’d be swell,
A man with many chins and no woes.

Extension resources:
1. Growing Strawberries in the Home Garden from Iowa State Extension and Outreach: [ Ссылка ]
2. Strawberry Farming from University of Minnesota Extension: [ Ссылка ]
3. Midwest Fruit Pest Management Guide: [ Ссылка ]

The following book is used in this video:
Horsfall, James G. (1945). Fungicides and their Action. Chronica Botanica Company.

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