Exaggerated, but still impassioned.

Modern Gaming isn't fun, it's an obligation. It's a dystopic hellscape bastardizing the things we once found enjoyable about video games, and this video is a cathartic take on exactly why that feeling of resentment towards this new wave of entertainment exists within a lot of people who grew up gaming in the 70's, 80's, 90's, or early 2000's.

This is a comedic video essay on the state of modern gaming. Strap in. it's not going to agree with you.

I leave out some context occasionally for the sake of the joke. It's ok, everything is fine. Please don't be upset.

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Shout out to the Biggest Problem In the Universe podcast. Lots of funny bantz on that show. Sampled them during the bit where Sony and Nintendo call me to bitch me out: biggestproblem.show

00:00 - Intro
01:41 - AAA Games Hate you
03:35 - You keep buying it
04:09 - Matchmaking is dumb now
06:20 - It takes the latter half of your adolescent years for Call of Duty to install
06:40 - Remasters
08:42 - Nintendo and Sony should support their back catalog
10:24 - All Playstation games are C-tier AMC dramas
11:58 - New original IPs are literally just Biomutant 5.5/10
13:05 - Ubisoft
15:13 - Far Cry 1,000,000,000
16:18 - Valve, where are you?
19:51 - EA squandered the EA Sports BIG brand
23:26 - Not enough easy to pick up, easy to master games
25:05 - Every Indie game is a color-blocked low-poly roguelike.
25:18 - All games are still made for PS2
26:07 - Digital sales are complete trash
27:06 - I don't like Discord
27:36 - Gaming is now a job
28:11 - Final thoughts

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N.Sanity Island from the Crash Twinsanity Soundtrack

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