**First off, sorry for the vertical video. Second, we are not professional musicians/singers. At all.**
On June 13th, 2014 our sister got married to this guy named Gil. As her brothers, we felt the need to point out to her how important brothers are in life... just in case she forgets about us. With this point in mind, we made the song - "When Your Sister Meets a Mister."
LYRICS:
When your sister
Meets a mister
You won't be happy
You won't be ready
Cuz sisters
Should be single
Forever
But when your sister
Meets a mister
She'll be thankful
For her brothers
Cuz brothers are the key to the perfect marriage
Now being your older it was my turn to start
Teaching you important things like burps and farts
And I guarantee ol Gilly here he’ll let a few slip
And you’ll be thankful for your brothers cuz you’re used to hearin them rip
And your used to the smell of a mans natural scent
After hours in the heat, covered in sweat
When Gil's pits stink and his breath smells bad,
You'll still give him a hug and maybe give him a bath
Gil, not saying your ugly
But you really lucked out
Looks run in the family
Without a doubt
You can marry our sister
But you better not spoil it
She's even already used to
Being around clogged toilets
She's attracted to athletes
Cuz her brothers are studs
Gil's decent at sports
But we could still beat him up
She’s used to it when
The house smells like a locker
Kathryn used to be a runner
But... Now she's a walker.
CHORUS
Well here you are
You've made it to wedding day
Gil, I’m glad you’ve treated our sister right
So I didn't have to punch you in the face
Now
She's our sister
We're gonna miss her
We know she's happy
We know she’s ready
Cuz sisters can't be single forever
Now that our sisters
Met a mister
She'll be thankful
For her brothers
Cuz brothers are the key to the perfect marriage
