So I think this is the most fun I've had recording and writing a song so yeah! Quite possible I'll be doing more 50 Cent parodies in the future! Thumbs up/down, comment, sub, yah yah u get it! Until next time! Take care all- Hyp
Lyrics:
Intro:
Haha! It's Hyperion the Tanksta
Yea that's right.. tank it up man!
I got a lot of tankin' to do in this raid
And I ain't got time to waste
Let's do it
Verse 1:
Call me a Tanksta cuz you know that I'm the tank
Call me a Tanksta cuz I put the tank in spank
I say it's tankin' time
You say it's mana time
I never stop for mana I just rush em' everytime
Be tankin' all the time, right now I'm on the grind
For valor points cuz I don't have much more time
It's almost raid time, but first I gotta mine
For gold to pay for all my eight or nine
Repair bills from that epic fail ZA timed
A second of my time, heals has to wine and dine
Pull cuz I'm out of line with my douchey crimes
Just playin' man you should know I'm very kind
I swear I'm not a douche whenever I'm online
Okay I kinda am, but thats for another rhyme
Chorus 2X:
Call me a Tanksta
Cuz you know that I'm the tank
Call me a Tanksta
Cuz I put the tank in spank
Hop up in the raid zone
You know a boss is gettin owned
Hop up in the battleground
You know an ally gettin pwnd
Verse 2:
Dayum Cho'gall, in the highlands you was the man, Cho'gall
What the hell happened to you?
Oh yeah I swolled up your eyes with my judgement of light
Raid spanked ya real hard, dropped ya dead like a fly
Then after you've died, we'll loot and say bye
But you'll just wake up to find, that we'll be back next Fri
Poor guy knows he's bound to eternally die
Hit up The Firelands too, cuz its as easy as pie
So easy cut the crap, DK can't even pull threat
I'm in the raid doin' the same ol' cool threat
Tankadin cuz you know that I'm Pally Proud
Tanksta boy you know that's what I'm all about
Chorus 2X:
Call me a Tanksta
Cuz you know that I'm the tank
Call me a Tanksta
Cuz I put the tank in spank
Hop up in the raid zone
You know a boss is gettin owned
Hop up in the battleground
You know an ally gettin pwnd
Verse 3:
Me I'm no healer, me I'm no damage dealer
Me I'm no Ally, me I'm just me, me
Me Ima Tankadin, me Ima Tanksta
It's me you see in the raid rollin' 10 deep
With Prophecy baby, my guild's so leet
In the raids you know we always be bringin' the heat
Bosses see me comin' and you can see them start to retreat
Cuz they know in Firelands I'm gonna bring the sleet
Blizz sayin they gonna nerf Tankadins, how?
I'm runnin round with a sword as big as my cow
What you know about aggro, avoidance, and armor.
Equipped with stamina, shield, some steel, and a grill!
