A humorous, step-by-step guide on how to open vintage or old bottles of wine correctly without breaking the cork, without a prong "corkscrew" and without "The Durand." Practical tips on not breaking the cork, sticking your fingers in the bottle or other questionable, yet all too common, practices.
For our purposes, wine bottles with corks more than 10 years old are considered "old." These bottles have corks that could potentially crack, break, or fall in when opening.
