Determined to make my Italian dream vacation a reality this year, and I've got a foolproof plan that's just crazy enough to work! 🇮🇹✈️😂

Step 1: Start speaking in an Italian accent at work. When questioned, I'll passionately explain that it's part of my immersive language learning program. 🍕🗣️

Step 2: Replace all my meals with pizza, pasta, and gelato to acclimate my stomach to Italian cuisine. I want to hit the ground running (or eating, rather) the moment I land. 🍝🍨

Step 3: Sell everything I don’t need. That third coffee maker? Gone. My collection of vintage socks? Arrivederci! Who needs material possessions when you can have memories in Rome? 💰🛵

Step 4: Start a crowdfunding campaign: "Send Mua to Italy or I'll Keep Posting Opera Singing Attempts on Social Media." Trust me, my friends will pay just to make it stop. 🎶💸

Step 5: Learn to paint. Then, when I'm inevitably mistaken for a long-lost relative of Leonardo da Vinci because of my stunning artwork, I'll be granted citizenship. It’s a long shot, but hey, stranger things have happened! 🖌️🎨

If all else fails, I'll just sneak into a suitcase at the airport. I'm pretty flexible, and I've always excelled at hide-and-seek. 🧳😆

Italy, I'm coming for you, by any means necessary! Friends, prepare for an onslaught of photos featuring me with a gelato in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other, standing next to every historical monument. It's going to be EPICO! 📸🍕🍦
#ItalyOrBust #OperationItalianVacation

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