Vida Fikfak, "A Promising Job Interview" (2007), stop-motion animation, 2007
Believer: My God! ... my employer!
God: Ha, why would I employ YOU?
Believer: Because I am faithful. ...and so lonely and so poor and because I despise gluttony and greed and lust and wrath and...
God: Why did you change so many occupations?
Believer: Ah! God is one and only. However, He is omnipresent!
God: Aha! You worthless doubter, you were looking for proof! Why didn't you get along with your previous boss?
Believer: He fired me, You won't believe this, because I... doubted!!!
God: Ha, ha. Excellent! Still... Heaven is far; are you going to pay your own travel costs?
Believer: Strike me if I will! I am entitled to angle wings!
God: I'll see about that...
God: Next!
Sources: free toys and an alarm clock from the flee market disguised into an unemployed believer and a very busy God with decent lightning; misinterpreted lessons from Paths to Work and Employment textbook for participants of obligatory Employment Service of Slovenia workshops; two good bands & songs (Spazz: "WWF Rematch at the Cow Palace" and The Books: "Be Good to Them Always").
