For all the Jewish boys in my life. The debut of my new song at the House of Blues (a little clunky, to be sure. But so it goes with debuts, especially wordy ones like this!)
Lyrics:
Growing up in New York, there are many men Ive dated,
But one kind of guy always catches my eye, by far they are my favorite.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, I love those Jewish boys.
First there was Jordan Wishner, next there was Jordan Stokes.
Both won my heart with their musical smarts and their highly clever jokes.
Then there was Jordan, Jordan, Jacob, Noah, Ari and Gabe:
Even in the time of bar mitzvahs, I was a willing shicksa loveslave.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, I love those Jewish boys.
Shofar, shogood in my neighborhood, I love those Jewish boys.
Bespectacled eyes make me heave a sigh, and I find it very erotic
When a male only buys things on sale and is slightly neurotic.
I love the Goldbergs, the Silvers, the Steins, Sephartic or Ashkenaz,
Orthodox, Reform or lapsed is fine, so long as you got a big schnoz.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, I love those Jewish boys.
Curly haired or curly haired, I love those Jewish boys.
Chosen people, I choose you, even though I wasnt born a Jew.
You can touch my hamantaschen, eat the filling inside, so long as on the 8th day you were circumcised.
Come to my bed, well play hide the afikomen, my libidos brought as if it were a mud golem.
Oh they got the Kosher steaze that knocks off my socks: cause Jewish boys have the biggest—bagels and lox (with cream cheese and capers, and I asked for red onion, not white onion, thats gonna give me indigestion, please take it back and make another---)
Boys, boys, boys, boys I love those Jewish boys.
Our repartee brings me so much joy, I love those Jewish boys.
My heart just melts when you say oy, I love those Jewish boys.
Call me a lovesick crazy Goy, but I love those Jewish boys.
