Parody of the song Talkin Da Hardest by Giggs, subscribe and follow on Twitter @SamPicone

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Lyrics:

If you're talking the hardest
Wiggs gonna kick you in the balls like karate
Walk to the market
Buy a fake Ralphy and sport it the hardest
Walk in the party, order Bacardi
Half of the crowds saying they can smell garlic
walk to the bar, time to sort the punani
Chics looking at me like move from me whitey
Hollaing at gash
Winking, waving and about to get back slapped
Thought this lighty was loving me back man
But she said we don't suit and I should put on some fake tan
Flipping cos Fake Bake cost a bit
Checked my change only got 7 quid
Anybody reckon they can give me a lift
No money for a cab and wanna order some chips
I'm not poor, I'm just skint
Bought a fur jacket now I look like a chimp
Went on a diet, did i lose anything
So a had to start running when I signed to the gym
Walk with a limp, pedalling hurts me
Don't do swimming cos I don't like the chlorine
Drink Red Bull cos it's heavy in taurine
They call me halal man and I don't eat the pork meat
Bitch Dory's looking for Nemo
Watch kids films but don't call me a pedo
Cos it will get catty and I will get bitchy
Act like Miranda in Sex & The City
Yeah got my aerosol on me
Lynx Bullet ting cos I sweat quite a lot G
Feds try and nick me for a theft but it was only at Lidl so I paid the 3.50
Biscuits and tea be consuming that daily
Munched custard creams and some garibaldis
I told my mum she should buy hob-nobs
She told me to go get a job
Countdowns on the box
Countdown conundrum 30 seconds on the clock
Get the answer don't care that I'm wrong
Jump on my bike then I ride round the block
Pussyole kids trying to mock
Saying I'm too old to be playing hop-scotch
Hit the gym with my mandem a lot
Go hard, don't just stand there and watch
Bench 5kgs and I don't need a spot
Flexing my biceps and the girls they all flock
Halal man yeah I handle my shish
Girls know I'm making them a nice meze dish
Pirate DVD and some Tesco red wine
Said she gotta go cos her boyfriends outside
Beautiful women out before 9 o clock
Beautiful women always teasing my cock...

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