Following Adam Harrington.

Lyrics:

You know who I am, Blind Monk: Lee Sin
As soon as I'm summoned we got a Free Win
I start in their jungle stealing their lizards
Before I come down and kick in their gizzads
I be in their face 'fore they knew what hit em
Just a skill shot away and I stick my foot in'em
They'll run and they'll cry and they'll scream NO MORE
Too bad for them, time to HEE-KYOAAAH

Yeah whatever, stuff your rhymes
I done killed this lane 6 times
You've been dickin' around the jungle
I've been racking them up while they bungle
They're so mad, I laugh, they stew,
I take shits tougher'n you.
Get good, bads, I'm the hardest carry
Mess with me and it's gonna get hairy


Take more credit, smallest son
With me winning kills they're already done
Other supports use magic and squish
Well I'm fucking manly, not some bitch
I yell so loud your ass heals in fear
So I can flash Q-W n' smash em near
Feed 'em turret shots as you light 'em up
Laning phase is over, now FUCK 'EM UP.


Meanwhile up in here in mid
I've been dancing all over some kid
I don't need to try, is this ranked?
Whoop level six, time to get ganked
Now I'll be there wherever you go
Who knows what wreck-age I'm gonna throw
Top, bot, what the heck.
Whichever I pick you'll be suckin' my deck

Oh wait, it's me, king of OPness
And I've got the biggest P-V-P-penis
Build your armor, WHOOPS true damage
This little lane's due for some slammage
Keep trying, nooblord, time for dunking
And when I'm done your base I'll be junking
Aw, you thought you could stop us?
Just call me Darius, the Pimp-Hand of Noxus.

So yeah, it took so damn long because of some problems with how I'd written it. Wapapos had to point out that each character's block of rhymes was two lines short for how the cypher tune was written, so I was getting thrown off when I did the last line for each guy. The same night I figured this out, I finished it. DERPA.

Thanks to Shadeyfunk for TF's 'deck' line.

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