This is the standalone version of an extended parody of The Simpsons' "The Stonecutters' Song" (We Do) that I created within The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. In this parody, Foryn Gilnith reveals to Fargoth that one particular Great House is behind grand network of conspiracies grounded mostly in fact (and partly in fiction). It was created as part of the 5th annual celebration for this YouTube channel. You can find an uncut version of it here:
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The original version of this song is from the S6E12 Simpsons episode "Homer the Great". That episode first aired in January 8, 1995 and guest starred Patrick Stewart as "Number One", the character I used in the thumbnail. You can find the original scene in question here:
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You can find all past songs in this playlist:
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[Lyrics]
Who keeps the Bitter Coast in shacks?
Who keeps the Empire on your backs?
Hlaalu, Hlaalu!

Who shuts down small businesses?
Who gets rid of witnesses?
Hlaalu, Hlaalu!

Who wrote the 'Argonian Maid'?
Who makes Ebony sales - forbade?
Hlaalu, Hlaalu!

Who deals with Cammona Tong?
Who made the Dwemer market wrong?
Hlaalu, Hlaalu!

Who makes the Kwama costs so steep?
Who sends assassins while you sleep?
Hlaalu, Hlaalu!

Who makes bracers for owning slaves?
Who makes Daedric a - worse stave?
Hlaalu, Hlaalu!

Who forges land deeds in the night?
Who bred striders just for flight?
Hlaalu, Hlaaluuuuu!

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