"Good Evening, I'm Ted Koppel. Surely everyone knows by now that Buckwheat is Dead.
But for those of you who have not seen the video of this Bastard Terrorist being shot, let's take a look..." :

Justice has been done from past crimes against humanity.
Buckwheat has been gunned down and it's safe to say that:

BUCKWHEAT IS DEAD! HE IS DEAD LIKE A BEE-YATCH!!

Early news reports state that US Navy Seals/Special Forces Military in conjunction with US Intelligence has taken him out.
To assess the feeling and sentiment of nearby crowds on the streets, chanting in jubilation of , "USA, U-S-A, USA, U-S-A"

Again we are here to report and confirm that:

BUCKWHEAT IS DEAD!

We speak to a nearby couple patrons here on the street and they state...

"This is one of the proudest moments in US history!" as they hug every person they get in contact with as walk and almost dance down the street while waving their flag.

Actual Soundbite:
We turn to Brian Williams if he's got anything to say. "Brian, what do you have to say about this sudden turn of events?" "I'll be the first to tell you that...

"Good Evening, I'm Brian Williams. Surely everyone knows by now that Buckwheat is Dead.
But for those of you who have not seen the video of Buckwheat being shot, I'm here to tell the American public :

BUCKWHEAT IS DEAD."

We now go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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