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TRANSCRIPT:

Tester: All right, Mr. Thompson, take a seat. Congratulations on being invited to take the Canadian citizenship test. Now I'll ask you a series of questions that will test your knowledge of Canada. Are you ready to begin?

Mr. Thompson: Whenever you are.

Tester: Correct! You're off to a great start.

Mr. Thompson: Great.

Tester: What are the official languages of Canada?

Mr. Thompson: Apologies and passive aggression.

Tester: Correct!

Mr. Thompson: Yes.

Tester: How was the Prime Minister chosen?

Mr. Thompson: Nepotism.

Tester: Correct. What is the capital of Canada?

Mr. Thompson: Toronto if you're from there, Ottawa for everyone else.

Tester: Correct. What is the official animal of Canada?

Mr. Thompson: Raccoon.

Tester: Incorrect.

Mr. Thompson: I'm sorry.

Tester: That's correct.

Mr. Thompson: Oh!

Tester: What is Canada's national sport?

Mr. Thompson: Sweeping atrocities under the rug.

Tester: Correct! Would you rather watch the NFL or the CFL?

Mr. Thompson: What's the CFL?

Tester: That's correct. Finish the following sentence: Ouch. I hurt myself...

Mr. Thompson: Something something free health care.

Tester: Correct. ♪ It's been ♪

Mr. Thompson: ♪ one week since you looked at me! ♪

Tester: Correct! In Ontario they sell milk in what?

Mr. Thompson: Bags.

Tester: That's wrong.

Mr. Thompson: Oh damn.

Tester: No, no. You're right. I just mean, it's wrong to sell milk in bags.

Mr. Thompson: Oh, yeah. No, that's correct. Yeah.

Tester: How do you feel about Quebec?

Mr. Thompson: Uh.... pass?

Tester: Correct! Pick a Justin: Trudeau or Bieber?

Mr. Thompson: Neither.

Tester: Correct. Would you like some Tim Hortons?

Mr. Thompson: Yes, please.

Tester: Actually?

Mr. Thompson: Oh god no.

Tester: Correct! Alright and now the final test is: A tray that was full of appetizers, but now there's only one left. Would you like one?

Mr. Thompson: No, you go ahead.

Tester: No, no, I insist.

Mr. Thompson: I had a big lunch.

Tester: Are you sure? Take it.

Mr. Thompson: Let's just leave it there and then throw it out later.

Tester: Correct! Welcome to Canada.

Mr. Thompson: Thank you.

Tester: You know, if you're not going to eat it, I might as well just have it. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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