A tongue twister wordplay patter song for people with a fast mouth.

Shot by Brad Davis (www.youtube.com/adventuredrums)

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LYRICS:
Martin Scorsese
Says he says "Scor-seh-zee"
He says "Seh-zee,"
But I say "Say-zee"
Scorsese's crazy if he don't say "Say-zee"
But Scorsese says he says it "Seh-zee"
Says who?
Says he!

Steve Buscemi
Says he says it "Seh-mee"
"Boo-seh-mi,"
Like Demi,
Or as Moore says:
"De-MEE"

Ashton Kootcher
Says he says it "Kutcher"
What other celebrity names can we apparently butcher?

It's Patrick Swayze
Not "Patrick Sweh-zee"
Still Martin Scorsese
Says he says it "Seh-zee"
Seh-zee
Say-zee
Sweh-zee
Swayze
Let's call the whole thing LaBoff

Hashtag I am sorry, Shia
I got your stupid name wrong

Great, now Shia's
Gonna cry-ah
And fall apart
And call it art

Shia LaBoof
Tell us the troof
Why does your stupid name have so many stupid vowels?
Shia LaBee-oh-oo-uff
I've had en-ee-oh-oo-ough
I've had enough.
Of Chiwetel Ejiofor??
And Chloë Sevigny??

How should I know it's supposed to be
Kloh-ee Seven-yee
Mariska Hargitay
And George Takei
And Richard Ayoade?
And I won't even dare
Try to pronounce Hayden Panettiere
Oh wait I did it! I'm a heroes!

If it's Matt Groaning or Groening,
You shouldn't be complaining
You're all too rich and famous
And LARA Flynn Spoiled

Still:
Martin Scorsese
Says he says it "Seh-zee"
He says "Seh-zee"
But I say "Say-see"
Scorsese's crazy if he don't say "Say-zee"
But Scorsese says he says it "Seh-zee"
Says who?
Says he!

Steve Buscemi
Says he says it "Seh-mee"
"Boo-seh-mi,"
Like Demi,
or as Moore says:
"De-MEE"
Tomato, To-mah-to
De-MEE or Demi Lovato
Let's call the whole thing LaBoff

But before we close
And I've said my piece
just so everyone knows,
it's pronounced
Mahhh-thew POR-trick Da-VEES.
Get it right.

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