Everything In the Deathworlder's Kitchen Was Classified As A Chemical Weapon | Sci-Fi Story
Join us for this hilarious sci-fi adventure where humanity's love for spicy food becomes our greatest diplomatic asset! Follow Jack Morrison, the only human chef in the galaxy's biggest space mall, as he deals with alien health inspectors who think black pepper is a chemical weapon and coffee is a controlled substance. When space pirates attack his restaurant, Jack discovers that Earth cuisine might just be the galaxy's most effective defense system!
This witty story combines the best elements of "Humanity, F*** Yeah!" with cooking shows and space opera. Watch as our hero navigates diplomatic incidents caused by wasabi, defends his spice rack from bureaucrats, and accidentally starts a culinary revolution that spreads across the stars. Features memorable characters including Ambassador Blorp, a gelatinous diplomat with a taste for hot sauce, and Zx'tix, the most paranoid food safety inspector in the known universe.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, food culture enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever had to explain why humans voluntarily eat spicy food. This story proves that in space, everyone can hear you say "It's not THAT hot!"
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