Turn 30. Settle down. Stop seeing your friends. Get an airfryer. Don't shut up about the airfryer. Watch BBC. Watch ITV. Listen to food podcasts. Get a Katsu Curry from Wagamamas.Marry a 'Dog mum'. Watch Harry Potter film marathons. Get a little chubby. Listen to Radio 1 on the drive to Center Parcs. Migrate to Radio 2 when Capaldi ages into it. Choose life.

There's a bit of basic in all of us, I am actually the proud owner of a Pizza Express Gold membership myself, and I occasionally treat myself to a trip to an Odeon Luxe when the going gets tough.

That said, never go full matching-Oodie's gogglebox enthusiasts. There are lines that shouldn't be crossed.

My mate Great skies made the beat, would recommend giving him a listen / [ Ссылка ] & @great_skies on IG

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