The Volcanoids combat update releases next week, so I'm checking out the game from scratch to see how it's changed since the last time I played. In this first episode I work out that inventory and storage aren't the same thing, that wanging a robot in the head with a pickaxe accomplishes very little, and that an underground drillship also needs a roof.
Small details but nonetheless important.
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(*) - Today's secret: I'm planning 3, but woodchipper permitting we may go a little further. I would like a gatling gun though, that'd be nice.
