MIRAGE: wooo-hoo-hoooo! That felt good! Gets the oil pumping, you know? Damn! I’ve been cooped up forever, dude. I can’t tell you you how old it gets. “Mirage, stay hidden! Mirage, don’t draw any attention to yourself! Mirage, big is just a movie! You’ll never be a real boy!” But that was fun, man. You’re fun, dude.
MIRAGE: Oh, right. This is probably a lot for you, huh?
Noah: back up!
MIRAGE: hey, hey, whoa whoa whoa, what’s with the aggression? I thought after the car chase we were boys! What are you, gonna hit me?
Noah: Maybe.
MIRAGE: it’s like that?
MIRAGE: hmm, tough guy. I like that. I like it a lot.
Noah: what are you? Some sort of possessed car or something?
MIRAGE: nah, that’s not real, man. I’m an alien.
Noah: like… like E.T.?
MIRAGE: E.T.? The little ugly guy in the basket? Look at this face! The name’s Mirage!
MIRAGE: C’mon! Gimme a little- gimme a little- gimme a little tap. Gimme a little tap. There ya go, now we’re friends!
MIRAGE: ah, great, the gang’s here.
Noah: there are more like you?!
MIRAGE: like me? No. But be cool so they don’t crush you.
Noah: what?
MIRAGE: yeah, I’d put that pipe down if I were you.
ARCEE: mirage, what have you done?
OPTIMUS PRIME: you brought a human here?!
MIRAGE: optimus, hey! Lookin’ good, man! Wait a second, are those new rims?
OPTIMUS PRIME: you were told to stay hidden!
MIRAGE: right, right. Crazy coincidence. When you called all optimus-like, “autobots, roll out!”, this guy was already in the car! But he’s cool, so it’s cool, cool?
OPTIMUS PRIME: not cool. Who are you, human?
Noah, I’m nobody, I ain’t even see nothin’. I’m not even seeing anything right now.
OPTIMUS PRIME: Arcee.
ARCEE: private Noah Diaz. U.S. army. Multiple commendations. A wizard with electronics. Hmm, he’s a soldier.
OPTIMUS PRIME: he does not look like a soldier.
Noah: I mean, you’re looking pretty rough yourself.
OPTIMUS PRIME: I will deal with your mistake later.
ARCEE: okay, the energy surge we felt was in the 4000th yadahertz range, which is undetectable to humans. I’ve reconstructed the source from the energy echoes.
OPTIMUS PRIME: I cannot believe it! It exists and it is here. The transwarp key. It was thought to be lost thousands of years ago. It was once used to open space time portals to energon - rich planets throughout the universe
MIRAGE: you mean energon-rich planets like…?
ARCEE: cybertron!
OPTIMUS PRIME: after seven long years stranded on earth, we finally found a way home.
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