Welcome to my livestream, featuring me, your soon-to-be-crushed noob, as I dive headfirst into Elden Ring — aka the greatest torture simulator of our time. Watch as I go from wide-eyed optimism to a broken shell of myself in record time, dodging dragons, getting stomped by knights, and crying out to the heavens while my character dies for the 87th time.

Experience the thrill of my futile attempts to parry, the raw emotion of my panic rolls, and the sweet, sweet sound of my soul leaving my body each time I think I've found a shortcut — only to end up ambushed by something twice my size and half as friendly. Tune in for every scream, every frustrated pause, and every single moment that makes me question my life choices... just for you!

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