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An Electrical Engineer, a Mechanical Engineer, and a Civil Engineer are sitting in a dimly lit bar, nursing their drinks...

Staring thoughtfully at his glass, the Civil Engineer breaks the silence...

"You ever wonder," he begins, swirling his beer like it holds the secrets of the universe, "if God were an engineer, what kind He would be?"

The Electrical Engineer doesn’t even hesitate, "Oh, that's a no-brainer," he says, full of confidence, "God's definitely an Electrical Engineer... "

"Think about it - the brain alone is a masterpiece of electrical engineering... "

"It's basically a high-voltage highway, sending signals through nerves like data through fiber optics."

The Mechanical Engineer takes a slow sip of his whiskey, smirking, "Yeah, yeah," he says, adjusting his glasses...

"But what's the point of those electrical signals if they don’t do anything?"

"God's definitely an Electrical Engineer... "

"Muscles contract, joints rotate. It’s pure mechanics."

The Civil Engineer listens patiently, his face expressionless...

He sets his glass down slowly, almost dramatically, as if about to unveil some ancient wisdom.

"You guys are both missing the big picture," he says with a sigh, "God's definitely a Civil Engineer... "

"Who else would put waste management next to a recreational area?"



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