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-the type of beauty that only a sharp featured, dark-haired beauty can have has been fully obtained by you, heavily paralleling the visuals of 2007 Megan Fox at her transformers events and Vinetria from instagram and youtube

-specific facial features wise, you have a nicely sized full forehead along with full Vinetria-esque lips and upturned, horizontally long obviously categorized feline eyes like Megan Fox and Vinetria + all of the sparkles in those aesthetic overlays on youtube have been embedded into your eyes, fully enhancing the brightness and bringing more vibrance into them

-when your eyes are lowered and then you rise them back up, people feel like they just had the best, life-changing, flashback inducing s3 x in their entire lives; this sultry keeps pearls held to the neck and purses clutched to the body because the vibrations might knock them off in the same manner a strong wind would

-similar songs to “Kehlani” by Jordan Adetunji and “My Beyoncé” by Lil Durk are continually written in high praise for you upon knowing your name; musically-gifted singers and rappers reference you in their songs, knowing they can’t pull you but hoping to get someone that’s at least a little like you, that has at least half of this ethereally evolved social media baddie, COULD easily do real life modeling if you wanted to, type of unparalleled, glistening aura + have an aura that radiates hot pink, dark brown, and black in the most luxurious, sensually designed way possible

-guys that you romantically deal with hate that you look like this, they hate that you look this good because they know that they’ll forever be obsessed with you; he might find a girl that’ll love him more, but the face card battle would be impossible, not even borderline, just ridiculously impossible

-he ain’t ever seen anyone as bad as you; It’s too obvious how consumed he is by you. just like that Kehlani song, he “like the way your body is”

-maybe in their next life they’ll find someone prettier, but that person might just be you reincarnated :/

-dudes don’t know how to handle you fr, I don’t even know why they try to act all nonchalant like they’re a mf oi oi baka dreadhead meme; they know this crazy attention you get has them sick, shaking their head in disbelief, having them reflecting before bed like “I know I wanted a bad btch, but can I handle a bad btch?”

-when you reject guys, they’re aware that they can’t backtrack and pull a “you were ugly anyways” because they know it’s not true; there’s not even a loophole for them to say anything even remotely similar

-your extreme beauty psses people off, not in a hating vengeful way, but in a joking playful “I hope this girl doesn’t have the personality to match” kinda way; but unfortunately you’re super funny and witty and cool and talented and amazing and spectacular and charming

-no one can properly talk their mess about you because you look like this, like you’re beautifully edited or something. people almost want to accuse you of editing yourself irl, but they know that’s not possible; there’s not one youtube video or reddit forum that can debunk your facial authenticity. you cannot deny reality when it’s right in your face

-when people see photos and videos of you online, they have to ask “does she really look like that?” and those that have actually met you confirm, in fact, that you do look that good, that you look even better than what’s seen online and what’s talked about through rumors

-take selfies like Vinetria does on insta and get your photos taken like Megan Fox did back in 2007

-you’ve never experienced an underwhelming reaction when it came to your looks. “oh she’s pretty,” will never leave people’s mouths when they see you; It’s crickets, good crickets. they never expected anyone this bad, someone that looks like they came from a mixture of the top viewed, most sought-after section of instagram hotties and the s3xiest celebrity women that dominated the late 2000s

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People in thumbnail: Megan Fox and Vinetria

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