I did it again and I regret everything

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"Out Foxing The Fox" "Zazie" "Magistar" "Hiding Your Reality" "Beauty Flow" "Bleeping Demo" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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For The Algorithm:
I started my adventure by picking the only Axton head, and following claptrap to his house. For once I’m actually going to hold onto the starting items, because despite the fact that touching them gives me mild panic attacks, Marcus could probably find a use for them, and I like having dollars.
There’s a decent bit of game that I need to play before I play the game. I went to digistruct peak and completed the most difficult mission in the game that involves pressing a single button to open a door, and I got to level 3. After that I went to fight for sanctuary, sat through 52 years of cutscene, and then let Mordecai kill some guys for XP. This doesn’t mean I like Mordecai, alright? He’s useful here and here alone. With the help of Mordecai I got to level 5. I could have kept going, but I didn’t want to give Mordecai the satisfaction, also I only needed enough XP to unlock the turret to make killing knuckledragger a little less oh my god wow yeah that was the easiest in the world.
My turret cleared out Liarsberg with less than no effort, and I saved Hammerlock, who should honestly be embarrassed that he couldn’t fight off those bandits when I, a naked man with a robot gun, did.
Claptrap led me to a group of bandits, and it became pretty clear that this challenge is just going to turn into turret only without a shield. So to try to disprove that I ran into the next group of bandits turretless and it went way better than it should have and I still have no idea why that worked out.
Can you guess how Boom Boom went? Bad. The second time I somehow got a second wind on boom, and then barely got a second wind on Boom.
Can you guess how Flynt went? Well I threw in my turret and left the arena, and then the second I went back into the arena I died, so not great. I’d say not great. This time I decided to stay outside of the arena and still managed to die! Well I killed Flynt and got a second wind, so it worked out.
I tried to get to Sanctuary, but they said no, so I asked nicely and they let me in. After that, Jessup opened the gate in record time, which means this is going to be a good run. Then I decided fuck struggling, I’m gonna use my autohotkey script to farm fight for sanctuary up to level 22. If you don’t like that I did that, don’t worry. There’s a solution. (Close browser)
Time to get Lilith! This time I didn’t go with my standard strategy of hiding and letting her deal with it. That’s a lie, I still did.
Turns out Frau got stolen by the Bloodshots like a dumb little stupid little dumb dumb, and it’s my job to go rescue him because Lilith is too much of a to do it herself, and she likes my vibe I guess.
To get to the Bloodshots I have to take on the dreaded car section, which might be the most difficult part of the run. Just kidding, I’m 10 levels overleveled and cars aren’t items. Bye Badmaw!
The Bloodshot stronghold only has 2 sections where you have to kill anything, so I easily ran past the enemies and made it to Frau. (dies) I said I easily ran past them and (dies) I easily (dies) I (dies), (dies) Ok, is that the last (dies) of course not. Ok, I difficultly ran past them and made it to Frau. Who got stolen again like a dumb little stupid little dumb dumb. If the bloodshots were that bad, I can only imagine how bad this is going to be. Uhh, really easy. I only died once. And then the turret killed the Warden in like 5 seconds. Nice!
Oh boy, time for a Mordecai mission! I met Tina, Tina’s bombs got stolen, gotta get bombs. (dies) Off to a good start. Slight problem! Tina’s bombs are guarded by bandits with guns that shoot bullets, and bullets hurt my feelings. Somehow I managed to ignore their insulting bullets and get the bombs without catching the big sad, also known as death.
With the bombs, I hijacked the train, using the loosest possible definition of the word hijack, which means it’s time to kill Wilhelm, and by that I mean it’s time for my turret to kill Wilhelm, which it did with less than no effort.
Hey, that’s a funny lookin power core. Uhh… whoops.
Honestly, this whole section is lame. Let’s fast forward. I ran through the fridge as fast as possible, I ran through the outwash station as fast as possible, and I tried to kill the thresher as fast as possible, but my turret decided that a random enemy halfway across the planet was a more important target, leading to an emotional rollercoaster of a fight. Then Overlook happened. Yeah who gives a. I made it back to sanctuary!

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