"Miss Fortune: *taps mic* Hello, hello! Are we all having a good time?

Draven, Renekton, Zac, Graves, Ziggs, Leona, Lee Sin, Dr. Mundo: Yes!!!

Rek'Sai: *shrieks*

Miss Fortune: Excellent. *smiles*

Draven, Renekton, Zac, Graves, Ziggs, Leona, Lee Sin, Dr. Mundo: *swoons*

Miss Fortune: It’s rather hot today, isn’t it? A lemonade would be ni—

Draven, Renekton, Zac, Graves, Ziggs, Leona, Lee Sin, Dr. Mundo: *holds out drink*

Miss Fortune: Thank you, darlings. Anyway, it’s time to announce the winners of the Pool Party Pentathlon! First up in the Noodle Knockout…

Fiora: It’s me.

Miss Fortune: ... Well, yes, way to pull a floatie from under a girl…

Fiora: I have no equal.

Draven: Uh, excuuuuuse me—

Miss Fortune: Next! In the Dashing Dive, our humble hero—

Taric: Thank you, thank you.

Miss Fortune: ...

Taric: *winks*

Miss Fortune: And the winner for Bombshell Beach Hair, Poolside Poise, and Style-savvy Swimwear... *laughs* Oh, isn’t it obvious? It’s me, of course!

Dr. Mundo: !!! *claps*

Lulu: Heeyyyy! Who’s counting these votes?

Miss Fortune: Thank you, Mundo darling. *blows a kiss*

Dr. Mundo: Kiss for Mundo! Mundo in LOVE.

Lulu: *facepalm*

Rek'Sai: *shrieks*

Bring your poro beach balls, fencing noodles, and floaties! Pool Party Miss Fortune, Pool Party Fiora, and Pool Party Taric are now splashing around.

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