I'm Stuck In Traffic Again - Released by Cliff Sherbert 1989.

LYRICS
Verse:
I awake at night, I see my Bat-light,
It's a signal to me that I must fight crime.
I head down to my cave, and squeeze into my Bat-suit,
I've eaten too many beans and let out a little toot.
It's bulking season but no way am I fat,
I blamed Alfred for that.
Thirteen minutes later I put the keys into the Bat-mobile

Bridge:
Before I could drive, I had to clear away my McDonald's trash,
I also needed to toss my beer cans as last night I was out on the lash.
I needed to check my bee-hind as that toot I made was actually a shart,
But once that was all done, I was able to start.
And oh no! I look at my watch and it's 5 o'clock,
It's rush hour and this traffic is gridlocked!

Chorus:
WHAT A JOKE! THE DARK KNIGHT IS STUCK IN TRAFFIC AGAIN.
HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO BEAT UP THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE,
OR PRACTICE MY TRUST FUND KUNG-FU?
I'M SURE THE JOKER IS LAUGHING AT ME,
BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
OH NO, I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC, I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC,
I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC AGAIN.

Verse 2:
Now it's five forty-two and we've barely moved,
I should've taken the train, I'd have time to stop for food.
I'm sure Joker has gotten away,
I'm such a loser today.
I honk my horn,
But alas, I shall mourn.
Thirteen minutes later the traffic begins to move.

Bridge:
I'm now fifty minutes late to fight crime,
The murderers' row will be laughing their ass off at me.
It's abundantly clear that I'll miss the Joker,
But it doesn't mean I can't fight a random goon.
And oh no! I look at my watch and it's 6 o'clock,
It's an hour past rush hour and this traffic is gridlocked!

Chorus:
WHAT A JOKE! THE DARK KNIGHT IS STUCK IN TRAFFIC AGAIN.
HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO BEAT UP THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE,
OR PRACTICE MY TRUST FUND KUNG-FU?
I'M SURE THE JOKER IS LAUGHING AT ME,
BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
OH NO, I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC, I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC,
I'M STUCK IN TRAFFIC AGAIN.

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All Lyrics Written By Me.

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