A Lump of coal for all the assholes who cut us off in traffic, elbow us in the ribs to get that last Elmo doll, decide at the last minute to suspend Christmas bonuses, or just flat out act like pricks when they're supposed to be feeling the warmth of the yuletide spirit!

As Tiny Tim might say, "God bless us, everyone... hey! That bloke is stealing my bluddy crutches!"

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