LYRICS
My eyes are fully open to my awful situation,
I shall go at once to Mabel and I'll make her an oration,
I will tell her I am bound by duty and my moral senses,
And I don't know what to do about the pending consequences,
Now I do not want to perish by the sword or by the dagger,
But a pirate must indulge a little pardonable swagger,
And a word or two of compliment my vanity would flatter,
But I've got to go tonight, so it really doesn't matter.
So it really doesn't matter.
So it really doesn't matter matter matter matter matter.
This particularly rapid unintelligible patter,
Isn't generally heard and if it is it doesn't matter.
This particularly rapid unintelligible patter,
Isn't generally heard and if it is it doesn't matter matter matter matter matter matter matter matter matter!
