Grimm's Fairy Tales have been popular for over 200 years now, in part because we continue to find relevance in their folksy examination of evil, seeing the parallels to our present situation. For instance, the story of Rumplestiltskin has numerous parallels to today. Amazingly, Rumplestiltskin sound much like the word "Republican", and also is quite similar to tiny Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson's nickname, "Donald'sforeskin". Both diminutive characters attempt to enrich and empower themselves through deceit and manipulation, and in both cases, they lose out in the end. Mangy Fetlocks couldn't help but notice the similarities in the two, so he wrote a little song about it. Lyrics below:

Rumpelstiltskin, Donald’sforeskin.
Rumpelstiltskin, Donald’sforeskin.
One, a knavish little imp
one is Elon’s little pimp,
who in politics de—sires
to have more skin.

Rumpelstiltskin, Donald’sforeskin.
Rumpelstiltskin, Donald’sforeskin.
Both caused trouble in the end
and were left without a friend
for the evil plans
they had no qualms endorsin’.

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