On a balmy sun-drenched cove many miles away, a crowd of semi naked beautiful people gathered to lubricate their bodies in celebration of a holy occasion. Some call it a baptism of birthright, others suggest that it harkens back to our ancient ancestors who passed on this revered ceremony for future generations to understand the true meaning of life without genitals. Please, dear viewer, we ask you to watch this moment of serenity and intense inner joy with the humanity, the decorum and the respect that our forefathers would have expected from the fruit of their loins.
