Funny Backhanded Compliments Roo
You Are So Beautiful The Alligator Wants It's Skin Back
You Are So Beautiful Your Mirror Wants Life Insurance
You Are So Fast The Snail Is A Little Ahead Of You
You Are So Fast You Can't Track The Hour hand
You Are So Smart You Don't Register On The Scales
You Are So Smart You Are Under Size Minus 100
You Are Real Genius You Use GPS To Find Your Own House
No You Are The Real Genius You Paid Yourself For Fixing Your Brand New Car
You Are So Strong You perform Weightlifting With Feathers
You Are So Strong You Sit On The Keyboard To Press The Button
You Are Like A Butterfly But In The First Stage Of It's Life
You Are Also Like A Butterfly But Without The Wings
You Are So Stylish The 80s Wants It's Clothing Back
You Are So Stylish Where Did You Find The Medieval Designer
You Smell So Good Like a bouquet of wilted gym socks and old textbooks
You Smell Amazing Like A Perfume Off Stale Fish And Rotten Eggs
Your Jokes Are So Funny Believe Me I Am Serious It's Like Reading A Dictionary
Your Jokes Are So Funny It's Like Watching Reruns Of Political Speeches In Slow Motion
you Are So Unique I Can Like Buy Your copies In The Penny Store
You Are So Unique There Is Like Only Every Second Person Looks Like You
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