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Music and vocals by suno
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Lyrics by Mr Chips
#pineapple #hell #beggers
LYRICS
[Verse]
Yo, I woke up in a Grove where the pineapples dwell,
A twisted little place they call pineapple hell.
They yell, "THIS IS JUSTICE, NO MORE HUMAN SCUM!"
Then boom-pineapples aimed straight up my bum.
Now I'm jumping, screamin, it's a tropical feud,
But they're relentless, bruh, their methods are crude.
See an Austin Tamargo,
He was in the gym though,
Skipped leg day, he walked out looking like Johnny bravo.
Now I'm deep in the pit, where the pineapples thrive,
A fruity gladiator ring, barley making it alive.
They chant "JUICE HIM UP! MAKE HIM ONE OF OUR OWN!"
im thinking "yo, I'm just a man, not a fruit to dethrone!"
Their leader steps up, with a crown made of rind,
He says "you'll regret that you messed with our kind".
Hands me a skewer, says, "fight for your fate,"
But I'm dodgin pineapples like they're high caliber grapes.
[chorus]
Welcome to pineapple hell, where the fruit don't play,
Spikes so sharp, they keep the demons at bay.
Juice so hot, it'll burn your soul,
In pineapple hell, we lose control.
[Verse]
Suddenly, a portal cracks open the sky,
A voice booms loud, "TIME TO SAY GOODBYE."
I see Austin tamargo, back in his bed,
With a pineapple pillow propped under his head.
I'm trapped in this hell as the fruit hell crumbles,
"YO, PINEAPPLE HELL JUST BECAME A ROYAL RUMBLE!"
The powers heavy, these fruits are insane,
They want a dollar, not juice, in the begging domain.
A raft floats by, made of cores and rinds,
The captains a coconut, yellin, "YOUR OUTTA TIME!"
Here comes Brittin, what's she sayin,
She's shoutin, "KEEP YOUR PINEAPPLES, I'M NEVER COMIN BACK IN!"
Austin, he's the king,
The pineapple king, shut ya wallet never let him in.
[chorus]
Welcome to pineapple hell, where the fruit don't play,
Spikes so sharp, they keep the demons at bay.
Juice so hot, it'll burn your soul,
In pineapple hell, we lose control.
[Verse]
So here's pineapple hell, it's been swell, glad we can all gel.
If you look in the distance, it's Austin shouting "I NEED ASSISTANCE,"
Even in pineapple hell he's persistent,
still begging, cashapp non existent.
Pineapple up his bum, he did that shit for fun.
Imagine a pineapple shouting "GIVE US A DOLLAR!" ,
while his girls out tryna get a holler.
Suddenly, it's war, kiwis storm the gates,
Strawberries ride in, swinging vines like weights.
The skies turn dark, lightning splits the trees,
Austin got catapulted, that got me weak in the knees.
Now I'm haunted daily by this tropical curse,
Every smoothie I sip just makes it worse.
Pineapple hell wasn't left behind,
It lives rent free in my mortal mind
[chorus]
Welcome to pineapple hell, where the fruit don't play,
Spikes so sharp, they keep the demons at bay.
Juice so hot, it'll burn your soul,
In pineapple hell, we lose control.
@mighty.mouse2 @AustinJosephTamargo
