Hello Everyone Array Seven here bringing you some useful tips towards gungineering
Obviously youll be needing the gunslinger but I do recommend the frontier justice because having a gun surrounded by lightning is not only badass but It screams in peoples faces that you're a force to be reckoned with. You'll pump 3 shells in each one of their sadistic crapchutes and you'll laugh at their smoldering corpse. I'm only using the regular shotgun because I don't crits to piss in blu team's picnic basket.
The trick is to treat your mini bastard sentry as a red shirt guy. He's gonna die. You know it. But goddamit hes going with HONOR!!!!
Throw him down in the most obnoxious places; in the open, in tight spaces, make the enemy believe that there is a special place in hell for red shirt sentries!
Think youre about to be overrun? BULLSHIT throw down one of these in a corner and stand in the other. Make it a bullet threeway! Make that poor sap who's stumbled into your house you're your meat puppet. Pulverize him with your thrusting gunslinger manhood.
And make sure your not afraid to punch some teeth out. You've got a robofist for gods sake! USE IT. Make a veritable pizza pie of bloody corpses and then feed it to your pet labradoodle Fifi. She's hungry! If theres one thing Ive learned in life and that's never forget to feed a dog. They;; come after you at night and shove their noses up your bumhole for a good deep sniff.
Taunt after as many kills as you can. This way you're telling the enemy that they belong face down on the floor with a zero beats per minute heat rate. It's rubbing it in! Don't ever pass up a chance to rub it in.
And probably the best is to be OBNOXIOUS. If youre one of those 12 year old douchebags whos voice makes my ears bleed worse than Alvin and the chipmunks, by all means, go for it. This is a perfect activity for you little runts to occupy yourselves with instead of being the masturbating engineers by sittin in a corner smackin' your junk

Thatnks For watching!.

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